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A Blonde's Brain At Work
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
A Dacoit and Married Couple
A married couple is sleeping one night when
an intruder breaks into their home. The intruder
puts a knife to the woman's neck and says, "I like
to know the names of my victims before I kill them.
What's your name?" "My name is Elizabeth," she
stammers. The intruder says, "My mother was also
named Elizabeth. I can't kill you." The intruder
then turns to the husband and says, "What's your
name?". He answers "My name is Peter but my friends
call me Elizabeth
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