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1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can
trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the
cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse
transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it
except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the
result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the
lion.
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Some Amazing Things....!
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a millisecond, & people used to think the devil could enter your soul.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force during a sneeze, they will pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
I'll bet you tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?
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WhY PrAyErS R NoT aCCePtEd.....!
Some people once asked Hazrat Ibrahim Bin Adham(Rahmat ullah alayh). 'Why does not Allah answer our duas?
He replied: -
You know ALLAH .................... But do not obey HIM.
You recognise the Prophet (SAW) .................. But do not follow him.
You recite the HOLY QURAN ............... But do not act according to it.
You use HIS fovours .............. But do not thank HIM.
You call Satan your enemy ............. But do not flee from him.
You bury your loved ones .................. But do not take heed.
You are certain about death ............... But do not prepare for it.
You know that hell is for the sinners ................ But don not prepare to avoid it.
Now those who perfom such deeds, How can their DUAS (supplication) be rewarded.
  
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